President Disaster

Ufika e-White House usuku lwakho lokuqala njengo-intern. UMongameli Disaster udonsa iminwe yakhe bese ekhomba kuwe: “Hawu! Wena! Ngikumise uyiNhloko yami Yezisebenzi entsha. ” Manje usunenyanga eyodwa yokuthi usenze osukwini lokhetho futhi usindise umhlaba kumongameli omubi kakhulu owake wakhona. Ngabe usemsebenzini?

UMongameli Disaster uyinoveli ehlekisayo yamagama angama-35,000 eyenziwe nguMaeve Adams noMarc Faletti, ekubeka phakathi komdlalo omubi kunayo yonke emlandweni waseMelika. Uzodlala idiplomat, umphathi wezinkinga, i-accountant yokudala, kanye ne-babysitter kazwelonke. Iba nezimo ezintsha nezinhlanganisela njalo udlala. Nquma ukuthi uzolunga uhlangothi olumnyama ... noma unikeze kulo.

• Dlala njenganoma yibuphi ubulili kanye nanoma yibuphi ubulili njengoba uzama ukusisa osukwini lokhetho siphila.
• Qala umsebenzi wakho wezepolitiki njengeNhloko Yezisebenzi ezingama-34 kaMongameli Disaster.
• Yenza izinqumo zokuphila noma zokufa ezingasindisa umhlaba… noma uzenze.
• Hlanganisa umndeni kamongameli ongaziwa emlandweni.
• Khetha inhlanhla nodumo, noma isimilo kanye nesibopho.
• Dambisa ulaka lukaMongameli noma ungazithola umfishane ingxenye yomzimba noma umzali.
• Strike usebenzelana nabanye abaholi bomhlaba ababheke kuwe ukuthi asisindise sonke.
• Vikela inkululeko yethu eqinisekiswe ngokomthethosisekelo ngenkathi sisenayo.
• Thola izimo ezintsha kanye inhlanganisela njalo ngokusebenzisa umdlalo!
• Sebenzisa amandla okulawula noma uncike ezinxushunxushweni njengoba iMelika ihlangana nenhlekelele.