depressed-horst deluxe

Walk, crawl, jump and shoot your way through the best mailman-simulator ever made!

The target of this game: Touch different areas of your touchscreen-device to motivate Depri-Horst (a shining example of a mailman) to jump, throw letters or just to stop for a moment and think about his horrible existence.

Many games have claimed to be the best mailman-simulator ever. But now, for the first time in history, this claim is really actually totally justified! Depri-Horst - The Miserable Mailman will bring tears of joy to your tiny little mailman-eyes while you desperately try to make out what is going on. Then you die and have to start from the last checkpoint.

This game currently features a story mode with five levels/worlds/whatever, a never-ending survival mode and a main menu. Also: Extremely complex gameplay with up to 3 possible actions! More levels/worlds/whatever are planned! The more people buy this game, the more content the developer will produce in the future.

You can compete with other player by using Googles Play Services - but you don't have to, if you don't want to. But then you'll never ever find out who of your friends is better at guiding a dull mailman around unimaginative obstacle courses than you. Hint: It's probably everybody!

Here's a heart-breaking-story: This game was entirely made by one person. Graphics, sounds, music, programming, everything! By buying this game, you will totally boost his self-confidence! Maybe even rate this game some stars (around 5 should do) and tell your friends about it?

TL;DR: You want to own this game. Now.