Ramp Mr President

I-Ramp Mongalenjeka kaMose ngumdlalo lapho uzodlala khona indima yomqaphi. Umsebenzi wakho ukuvikela uMongameli wanoma iliphi inani, noma ngabe izindleko zempilo yakhe. Uzoqapha uMongameli futhi kunoma yisiphi isimo esibucayi kufanele ubeke esikhundleni somzimba wakho ofayo ukuze asindiswe uMnu. UMongameli. Emgqonyeni womdlalo uMnu Mongameli omkhulu wezepolitiki wezepolitiki kanye nezikhathi ezahlukahlukene zokujabula. Iphuzu lonke lomdlalo ukuba nesikhathi sokugijimela kuMongameli bese umsindisa kwinhlamvu ye-sniper.

Umongameli uhlala ungumuntu okhethekile. Muhle noma mubi ebhizinisini lakhe, kodwa ezigidini eziningi zabantu abangathatha lokhu okuthunyelwe, bamkhetha. Futhi emahlombe akhe kukhona umthwalo wenhlalakahle wabavoti abamphathise ukuphathwa kombuso egambeni likaMnu. Abantu ababili abadumile nabo ababesehhovisi likaMongameli. Lo mhlangano umcimbi obalulekile, ngakho-ke bonisa wena ngendlela engcono kakhulu! Ngendlela, uneqhaza elikhethekile kulo mdlalo. Yikuphi ngqo? Kuyamangaza!