Fart Phone Call Prank

Welcome to the Fart Phone Call Prank app where you can play calls to Sergeant Major Smell, he's an army sergeant who loves talking about farts and making them! When he answers the phone he will talk about his favourite farts and play their fart sounds to you in the most hilarious way!

Example of a Fart Phone Call to Major Smell when he answers the phone:

"Hello, it's Major Smell here, I've got a fart just for you! I call this one the Cloud Fart because it's fluffy and it rises high" - (Cloud Fart noises play) - "I bet your heads in the clouds now ain't it? Goodbye".

Sergeant Major Smell's got loads of his favourite fart noises he wants to share with you so call him today!


- Play calls to Major Smell anytime, he always answers! No airtime is used as it is not a real call and is a fake, joke call.

- Play text messages* to Major Smell and see replies just like real! No texts are used as it's not a real text and is fake, joke text message.


* Text message feature requires the user to either watch a video advertisement OR make a one time in app purchase which also removes the adverts forever (internet connection required).