Grand Academy for Villains

Ukuthatha emhlabeni wonke? Siyakwamukela ayetholakala wokulungiselela villain esikoleni emhlabeni!

Halala! Siyajabula ukukwamukela e-Grand Academy yama-future Villains, isikole esihle kakhulu sokulungiselela ububi emhlabeni, lapho amandla angenakucatshangwa aqala ngemfundo esezingeni lomhlaba!

"I-Grand Academy Yama-future Villains" iyinoveli yama-200,000 yamagama angena-mazwi ka-Katherine Nehring, lapho izinqumo zakho zilawula khona izindaba. Kususelwa kumbhalo ngokuphelele, ngaphandle kwemidwebo noma nemisindo, futhi kuqiniswa amandla amakhulu, angenakuvinjwa womcabango wakho.

Ufuna umsebenzi wokuphambanisa okubi? Usosayensi ohlanya? Ingabe i-megavillain, umthakathi omubi, umphathi wokugcina? Ngeke ufike lapho ngaphandle kokusebenza kanzima, ukuzinikela, kanye nemfundo ephelele. Esikhaleni esiphakathi kwezwe, phakathi kwezinhlobo zemvelo, ngaphezu kwesikhathi nendawo uqobo, iGrand Academy for future Villains iqeqesha abantu ababi abadinga zonke izindaba ezinhle.

Wena, iqhawe lethu - noma i-villain yethu, kunalokho - uzofika e-Academy ulungele ukufunda, kepha uzothola ngokushesha ukuthi kunokuningi kakhulu esikoleni esiyi-villain kunokuthola amamaki amahle. Njengoba udabula unyaka wesikole, uzoba nethuba loku:

• Vikela indawo yokufundela ngesibambiso esingenacala senhliziyo noma umashiqela womashiqela we-megalomaniacal
• Yenga iqhawe ohlangothini lobumnyama (Abafundi be-Attention: UNGAVumeli ukukhohliswa amandla obuhle!)
• Faka amahora amaningi kwelebhu ukuze ube yisilo sangempela.
• Yethembisa umphakathi oyimfihlo womndeni wakho bese kufanele - noma udelele - ikusasa elihle lomndeni wakho likuhlelele lona.
• Khokha imali mboleko yakho yabafundi (egazini lezitha zakho, uma kunesidingo).
• Thola uthando lweqiniso, imbangi ebulalayo, noma zombili ngasikhathi sinye nalabo ofunda nabo.
• Gcina i-alma mater yakho, uyithathe, uyihambise, noma uyiyeke ngomlilo wenkazimulo.

Ama-alumni ethu aqhubeke nokubusa umhlaba, anqobe imithala, aphule izinhliziyo futhi anikele ebumnyameni obunwantulayo emiphefumulweni yawo. Izinqumo ozenzayo esikoleni sethu zizonquma ukuthi ujoyina inkampani yabo ekhangayo.