Translator for dogs joke

Dog doesn't listen you? Now you can translate your thoughts for dog language! It is a simulator of a phrasebook for dogs! You can select what you want by clicking puppy's icon. Translated text will be played in dog's language. Of course it is a joke! Translator offers own version of sounding words in dog language. You can now talk with your pet - and hear how it can sound in the language of dogs.

You can select 3 different translation methods:
1. One icon from nine with dog's positions
2. One icon from nine with different breed of dog
3. Record your words and translate them into dog's language. This method will generate random dog's sounds and play them.

This app is a dog translator simulation! It was made to make a joke! You can't really communicate with your puppy but you can use dog's sounds if you want to learn your pet. Remember that this phrasebook contains also audio translator simulation!