ドラゴンとガールズ交響曲

Uyemukelwa eMbusweni we-"Hunter Utopia"! Njengokuphela komuntu wangaphandle kule minyaka eyi-100 edlule, ngithanda ukunikeza iseluleko esilandelayo:

1. Phatha abazingeli besifazane ngomusa! Ungayisebenzisi ngokweqile, futhi njalo uyiphathe njengomuntu ohloniphekile. Ngokwakha ukuxhumana okungokomzwelo kwangempela, bayokuvulela isifuba. Uma ubaphatha ngenhliziyo yonke, ungathola ubuhle babo.

2. Kodwa ungavumeli ukubonakala komzingeli wesifazane kukukhohlise! Bangase bazenze abangaphansi, kodwa empeleni bayizinhloli zesitha. Umdanso othokozisayo ungase ube ukwelapha kwangemva kwempi, kodwa ungase ube isikhali esibulalayo ngokushesha. Melana nezifiso zakho ezingokwemvelo futhi uthole ubunjalo bazo bangempela ukuze ubone iqiniso.

3. Ukuthola imivuzo kubalulekile ngisho noma kungenangqondo! Awudingi ukungena njalo, kodwa ukudlala kuyinto ebaluleke kakhulu!

4. Ngokuqukethwe okukhethekile, thatha isikhathi sakho futhi uhlole! Kuze kube manje, zingaphezu kuka-20 izindlela zokudlala ezifihliwe ezitholiwe, zifihliwe kuwo wonke amazwekazi ahlukene. Uma ungakwazi ukwenza ukukhetha okufanele njengokusikisela, ungaphinda ukhethe umzingeli wesifazane ohlakaniphile. Bangase bakutshele impendulo.

5. Ngakho, yilokho kuphela iseluleko. Kuzwakala sengathi uyakusho, kodwa empeleni awusho lutho. Ziningi kakhulu izindawo lapha amagama angeke azichaze, futhi ngikukhuthaza ukuthi uzizwele ngokwakho. Ngiyabonga ngokufunda, ngikubona njengomngane othandekayo. Ngikhohliwe ukukutshela igama lami. Ithi "Joke Jack"!

Ngikufisela inhlanhla inombolo yangaphandle ethi 503212221.