Grand Theft Trump Campaign Sim

Bakwethu, ake ngikutshele, usuzokwenza Imidlalo Yamavidiyo Ibe Mihle Futhi futhi ujabulele lokho abakubiza ngokuthi umdlalo omangalisa kakhulu, omuhle kakhulu owake wadalwa! Ngikholwe, akekho owake wabona into enjengale ngaphambili. Ibizwa ngokuthi "Grand Theft Trump," futhi iyamangalisa ngokuphelele. U-John Matze, umhlaziyi wethelevishini, umholi wezobuchwepheshe, kanye no-satirist owadala ngokudumile igeyimu ye-imeyili ka-Hilary Clinton ngo-2016, ubuyile ukuze adale umdlalo wokugcina wokubhuqa wezepolitiki. Uzongena ezicathulweni zikaMongameli u-Donald J. Trump ohambweni oluphakeme kakhulu, olugcwele isenzo seselula! Uzobe uzulazula phakathi nesizini yomkhankaso usuka e-Mar-a-Lago uye e-Whitehouse ngezicathulo nangendlela abuka ngayo izinto. Mthande noma umzonde, lo mdlalo ukwenza ucabange ngempela futhi ubonise ukuthi ukhetho lwase-USA lube njani. Izinto eziwumthombo zokuqukethwe komdlalo zivela kumaTweets/Amaqiniso enziwe nguTrump, iziqeshana zomsindo zomkhankaso wangempela futhi ubhekane nezitha zakho ezinkulu. Izinkanyezi ezingcolile zobulili ezingcolile, amajaji akhohlakele kanye nabanye abehluliwe abaqamba amanga abayihlazo ngesikhathi beqoqa amavoti. Lungela, ngoba lo mdlalo uzoba YUGE!

Izici Eziyinhloko:

I-Electoral Sprint: Yilokhu, lokhu abakubiza ngokuthi umjaho omkhulu kunayo yonke emlandweni! Uzobe ubalekela izimbangi ezingenangqondo futhi uvikele abamelene nabo abakhohlakele nge-Social Media Post Cannon yakho njengompetha weqiniso. Uzobe uqoqa amavoti, futhi ngalinye libalelwa kumphumela wakho ophezulu. Konke kumayelana nokuwina, bakwethu! Lonke ibhokisi lokuvota eliqoqiwe lidlala isiqeshana se-REAL Trump njengoba ebungaza ukunqoba kwakhe.

Ukuqoqwa kwe-Capitalist: Sonke siyazi ukuthi ibhizinisi limayelana nobuciko besivumelwano, akunjalo? Thatha lezo zinhlamvu zemali, ngoba ziyindlela yakho yokuphila. Lokhu kubalulekile, bakwethu, kubaluleke kakhulu ukugcina umkhankaso wakho uqhubeka uqinile, njengoba ne-Deep State embi izama ukukushushisa ekuzingeleni kwabo abathakathi. Amazwibela amancane asuka kokuthunyelwe okuthandwa kakhulu nguTrump avela uma uqoqa izinhlamvu zemali zakho.

Ukuphishekela Kwezombangazwe: Unezitha eziyisigwegwe ezizama ukukhohlisa umdlalo futhi uklebhule abantu baseMelika. Kuyadabukisa! Kodwa ungakhathazeki, uzobadlula ngobuhlakani ngokukhalipha okusheshayo, amasu ahlakaniphile, kanye nokunye okuthunyelwe okunenhliziyo embi kakhulu. Ngikholwe, akekho owenza kangcono! Thepha kabili ukuze udubule ukuqhuma kwama-Tweets ayiqiniso athukuthele ukuze unqobe izitha zakho bese uchofoza izaziso zokuthunyelwe ukuze uzifunde!

Ukwenza Ngokwezifiso Umkhuzi Oyinhloko: Yenza kube ngokwakho umlingiswa wakho kaDonald J. Trump ngamasudi ayisakhiwo sodumo owake wawabona, abonisa izigaba ezahlukene zobumongameli bakhe. Kufanele uwaqoqe wonke!

Ngakho-ke, lungiselelani uhambo olukhulu, Bantu! Ungena emkhankasweni omkhulu kunayo yonke owake wawina i-White House kanye ne-Make America Great Again, futhi. Umbuzo uwukuthi, ungakwazi yini ukuholela uTrump ekunqobeni okungenakuphikwa, okumangalisayo noma ngabe isimo esijulile sizokumisa ngaphambi kokuba ufike lapho? Isiphetho sezwe lonke sincike KUWE!

(Qaphela: Lo mdlalo uyahlekisa futhi uhloselwe izinjongo zokuzijabulisa.)