Kitten: what cat are you? joke

Uyini ikati? Kunobuso obuningi bekati elifuywayo, amakati ahlekisayo futhi awubuwula! Wake waphupha ngempilo yekati? Kuthiwani ngamakati amaningi amnandi? Ungathola iqoqo elikhulu lezilwane ze-kawaii! Yiluphi uhlobo lwesilwane sasekhaya oluthandayo? Thola i-kawaii kitty yakho yokuqala namuhla! Siyaqiniseka ukuthi bonke abantu bathanda amazinyane amahle! Yonke indawo noma kunini! Njengamavidiyo ahlekisayo? Yisiphi isilwane ozikhomba ngaso? Skena isithombe sakho ozishuthe sona!

Uyakuthanda i-kitty meowing? Skena i-selfie yakho usebenzisa amazinyane wethu wekhamera ulingisa isihlaziyi sangempela. Wonke umuntu uyathandeka ngempela! Ngenkathi uthatha i-selfie ungenza ubuso obungenangqondo noma obunzima - asinankinga. Ngeke kube khona ubuso obuphikisanayo, kodwa i-kitty entsha enhle nsuku zonke. Ungathanda ukudlala? Phinda ukuskena kobuso besilwane nsuku zonke futhi uqoqe iqoqo elikhulu lazo zonke izilwane ezifuywayo. Izilwane ezifuywayo - i-sphynx, i-shorthair exotic, i-british longhair, i-safari, i-persian nezinye izinhlobo zezilwane ezifuywayo. Luhlobo lomenzi wamakati - usuku olusha, ikati lomntwana elisha! Ungubani namuhla - ngokucophelela kitty meow, silly noma fluffy? Cabanga nje ukuthi umtshina uzokhomba kanjani ubuso besilwane sakho bese ekutshela iqiniso!

Ufuna ukuzijabulisa? Zama amantshontsho womdlalo wezilwane nomenzi wobuso besilwane. Ubuso be-Analyzer neskena kuzokwengeza isilwane ku-selfie yakho futhi kuzolingisa ukuskena kwemizwa noma ukubukeka. Uzothola isithombe sesidalwa esihle se-meowing njengomphumela - bheka, ikati elithandekayo! Yenza isithombe-skrini futhi udale amaphephadonga wekati lekati. I-Fluffy cute kitties yamaphephadonga izokhanyisa usuku lwakho! Umenzi we-Avatar: sebenzisa izithombe ezithandekayo zezinyane lekati yonke indawo njenge-avatar yakho entsha. Thola izithombe futhi uthole amaqoqo aphelele ama-kitties! Dlala ngomdlalo wekati futhi uzizwe njengomqoqi!

Izithombe eziningi eqoqweni lakho: meow meow purr! Amahlaya amaKitties awenzi noma yiziphi izimpi - akuyona into yokwenza imizwa, kepha uzoba neqoqo elikhulu lama-kitties ezifuywayo. Phinda ukuskena nsuku zonke futhi uvule zonke izilwane. Asinikezi ukukhuliswa kwezinyane lekati, kepha ungazithuthukisela amakristalu. Kukhona futhi i-roulette - ungawina izinhlobo ezihlukile zeqoqo lakho. Akukho lwazi mayelana nokuzala kwamakati athandekayo, ukufunda amaqiniso amnandi wekati noma impilo e-fluffy noma amathoyizi wesilwane sasekhaya - imisindo ye-gag nezilwane ezifuywayo ezifuywayo. Awudingi umhumushi we-kawaii noma amathoyizi ukuze udlale nezilwane ezifuywayo ezibonakalayo. Sebenzisa umdali we-avatar ukushintsha ukubukeka kwakho.

Sithemba ukuthi uzokujabulela ukudlala umdlalo wesithwebuli sezilwane ezifuywayo. Amahlaya umqondo: thatha i-selfie bese udonsa isigwedlo se-roulette nsuku zonke, uqoqe zonke izilwane ezifuywayo ezithandekayo. Uyini isilwane esifuywayo namuhla? Ngabe lesi silwane esihle sasekhaya sifanekisela imizwa yakho noma cha? Zama nje! Yabelana ngesithombe nabangane - bazokuthanda okuthunyelwe kwakho!

Izici zohlelo lokusebenza:
~ Umenzi wezimoto: izithombe zamakati
~ Izithombe zamakati zizala: amahlaya asekhaya kawaii nemidlalo yezithombe ezimnandi
~ Isihlungi sezindlebe zekati: iskena nehlaya le-scanner
~ Umenzi womenzi wobuso: muhle - njengakwi-cartoon!
~ Ikhamera yesilwane esimangalisayo: imidlalo enemibono ehlekisayo
~ Umenzi wezilwane ezihlekisayo nemidlalo yekhamera yamazinyane
~ Izinhlobo ezahlukahlukene - i-sphynx, i-shorthair exotic, i-british longhair, i-safari, i-persian
~ Amathoyizi ekati: umdlalo we-meow nemidlalo ehlekisayo
~ Thola imidlalo yekati efihliwe - qoqa iqoqo eligcwele
~ Izinhlobo zamakati: umdali we-avatar kawaii
~ Amakati e-Cuddly: amageyimu amahle anobuso bomtshina
~ Thola ikati: izinhlelo zokusebenza zamahhala zamakati
~ Amakati okugcona: imisindo nemisindo
~ Amahlaya nemibono ngezilwane mahhala
~ Khomba ikhamera bese uthola isilwane: dlala ngomdlalo wekati

Qaphela: isithombe esintofontofo osithola ngemuva kokuthwebula akusifanekiseli isimo sakho samanje, ukubukeka noma yini. Asisebenzisi ukuhlolwa kwengqondo noma okunye ukuhlaziywa, kumane nje kuyihlaya lesithwebuli esihlekisayo. Asiphazamisi ubuso bakho. Izithombe zezilwane emiphumeleni zinikezwa ngokungahleliwe. Amahlaya umbono: tshela abangane ukuze bakwazi ukujabulela ukudlala ihlaya le-fluffy scanner! Zijabulise, namuhla luyoba usuku oluhle! Cabanga ukuthi ingane yakho yezinyane lekati ikhuluma futhi iyahlabelela - kumnandi nakakhulu! Ingabe ungumlandeli wohlelo lwethu lokusebenza?