Choice of the Cat

Hlanganisa izinto. Cambalala. Ukuhlaselwa kwabantu. Amandla, udumo, ne-catnip yilezo zokukhokha!

"Ukukhethwa Kwenkambu" kuyinkulumo enhle yamazwi angama-600,000-word yiJordan Reyne, lapho izinqumo zakho zilawula indaba. Kusekelwe ngokuphelele ematheksthini, ngaphandle kwegrafu noma imiphumela yomsindo, futhi kugxilwe amandla amakhulu, angenakuvinjelwa emcabangweni wakho.

Kuyinto enkulu esekelwe umbhalo-based cat simulator owake wabhalwa; udlale izikhathi eziningi njengezinhlobo ezahlukene zekati! Njengenkathi yokulondoloza, efuna umndeni ukukuthanda futhi ukukulalele kuze kube phakade, uzithola uhlanganyela ekhaya nomndeni ngaseceleni kwesahlukaniso. Uzofunda ukuphatha abanikazi bakho, omakhelwane babo, ngisho nezinye izilwane ezifuywayo ukuze uthole lokho okufunayo. (Abantu bacabanga ukuthi baphethe! Awuyinto emihle yini?)

Bonisa umndeni wakho omusha incazelo yothando olungenamthetho, ukubusa ngokwesaba yedwa, noma ukuwadlala ngokumelene nomunye ukujabulisa kwakho. Yiba nomzwelo we-YouTube uma amavidiyo we-antics akho athandwayo ehamba ngegciwane, noma ephuma ngemuva kwesihlalo sobukhosi njengomndeni wakho umnikazi oqala ukuthatha uhulumeni.

Ngubani oyisikiti esithandekayo, esinobudlova? UNGU. Uzowaqinisa yini izigqoko zakho futhi ugcine ubulungiswa bezinhlanzi, noma uyancibilikisa izinhliziyo zabo ngamahloni, izinhlanzi nezimpukane?

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