Congresswolf

Ingabe ilungu elilandelayo leCongress liyi-wolf? Ungaphila yini ukulunywa kwe-lycanthrope? Ayikho ibhola yesiliva yokuwina ukhetho!

"I- Congresswolf " iyinveli yokuxhumana e-Ellen Cooper, lapho izinqumo zakho zilawula indaba. Kusekelwe ngokuphelele ematheksthi - amagama angu-140,000, ngaphandle kwegrafu noma imiphumela yomsindo - futhi aphethwe ngamandla amakhulu, angenakuvinjelwa emcabangweni wakho.

"Inkululeko yentando yeningi kufanele ibe yinto engaphezu kwezimpisi ezimbili nokuvotela izimvu ngalokho okumele kudingeke ukudla." - UJames Bovard

Uma ukuzulazula kubulala umphathi wakho, kufanele uqhubekele ukuqhuba umkhankaso we-Congressional wena ngokwakho. Ngesikhathi ama-waswolves, ababhikishi, futhi bebi kakhulu - abezindaba - bezungeza yonke indawo, uzosebenzisa konke ongakwenza ukuze uthole ukhetho lwakho olukhethiwe.

Amaseva we-imeyili? Imbuyiselo yentela? Ubani onendaba. Izimfihlo zezinkathi zokukhetha kanye nezinkampani ze-Okthoba zika-Okthoba azitholi lutho uma kuqhathaniswa nokuthi kungenzeka ukuthi ozobhapathizwa ube yi-waswolf ... noma ukuthi ungaba yedwa.

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