Jolly Good: Cakes and Ale

WINNER wemiklomelo ye-2020 XYZZY (Ukubhala Okuhle Kakhulu, Ukusetha Okuhamba phambili, Ama-NPC ahamba phambili)

Ngena ngaphakathi nangaphandle kokunye ukungcola okuhle! Njengelungu elisha kunawo wonke leklabhu yezenhlalo yaseLondon "Noble Gases", uzozuza udumo, udumo, nemali edingeka kakhulu ngamasu ahlukahlukene obuqili azobonakala njengemiqondo emihle ngaleso sikhathi.

"U Jolly Good : Amakhekhe no-Ale" uyisigidi esingu-1.2 — isigidi! Ukulandelana okuzimele okuya ku- "Tally Ho" okukhuthazwe ngu-P.G. Wodehouse, lapho ukukhetha kwakho kulawula khona indaba. Kususelwa emibhalweni ngokuphelele — ngaphandle kwemidwebo noma imisindo — futhi kushukunyiswa ngamandla amakhulu, angenakunqandeka omcabango wakho.

Njengobudlelwano obuseduze be-earl, ukwazile ukujoyina amaNoble Gases akade enesimo esihle njengoba uzithola ususenkingeni esabekayo. Kepha ngokuqinisekile inceku yakho entsha ehlakaniphile kufanele ikwazi ukuxazulula le nkinga enamahloni ngobugagu nangomusa ongalawuleki! *

* Ubuhle nomusa ongafakwanga uqinisekisiwe. Vumela amasonto amane kuya kwayisithupha ukunwetshwa ngokugcwele kwenceku. Ngenkathi izimpahla zihlala. Imikhawulo eyengeziwe ingasebenza.

Hola iklabhu yakho entsha yezenhlalo ngokusebenzisa izwe lezimigilingwane, izikweletu, ukushefa okusondele, izinkanuko, ukuphikisana, nokuphakama okungachazeki kobukhazikhazi nobuphukuphuku phakathi kokhilimu bomphakathi. Ngabe uzoncika kusithunzi sakho esishaqisayo, ulwe kanzima ukuzihlenga emehlweni omphakathi oguqukayo, noma uphumule nge-cocktail emlilweni? Yini ebaluleke kakhulu kuwe: induduzo yakho, ukwethembeka kubangani bakho, noma okulindelwe ngumndeni wakho? Zula enjabulweni nasezinkingeni zobulungu kwiklabhu yakho entsha: amaqembu ahlelayo, ukuthola amalungu amasha, ukwehlisa izimbangi… noma ukuwathola njengabangane.

Kepha akuwona wonke ama-shenanigans nama-hijinks-kukhona ne-hanky-panky. Thola uthando ngomculi ophuphayo, umakhelwane wangaphambili onenkambiso yokuvukela, umuntu osebenza naye oshayayo onekhono lokudlala kahle (nangebhulukwe legolide), noma ngisho nenceku yakho uqobo! Futhi-ke, chitha isikhathi nabangane bakho bakudala abavela ku- "Tally Ho."

Mhlawumbe – mhlawumbe nje – ngosizo olungakhathali lwenceku yakho enobuqili, iklabhu yakho yokuzijabulisa eqhuqha, nabangane bakho abasha abajabulayo, ungabhekana nesiphepho ungalinyaziwe futhi usilawule konke ngaphambi kokuba konke kufike phansi! Kubonakala kungenakwenzeka, noma kunjalo.

• Dlala njengowesilisa, owesifazane noma ongakhethi; isitabane, iqonde, noma i-bi.
• Gcina imingcele efanelekile nenceku yakho noma uzithole ukhuluphele ngokomzwelo.
• Khetha kwesinye sezizinda ezinhlanu ezihlazo, okuthinta kakhulu indaba, kufaka phakathi ukwebiwa kwemnyuziyamu, ukuzijabulisa ngokweqile, nokuxabana komphakathi.
• Gcoba izindololwane ngomlingisi odumile, usopolitiki, udiva, intatheli ecasulayo, nomculi odumile — noma ugcine igama eliphansi, ubalekela amaphoyisa nompetha wobulelesi.
• Banjwa ngokungazi noma ngokuzibandakanya ezindabeni zemiphakathi eminingi eyimfihlo, abacebile abazoba abaxhasi kanye namabhizinisi obugebengu.
• Gqoka njenge-bellhop, incekukazi yasendlini, isikhulu sezempi, noma ugqoke izingubo zokugeza namaslippers!
• Zulazula ngemisakazo engenazintambo nangemishini yokuphrinta esebenzisa amandla omoya.
• Ukunqoba isibhakela, ukubhukuda, amakhadi, i-handball, ukudla okuncintisanayo nokukhafula.
• Ngena emahhotela, ezimotweni, ezisefeni, ezitolo ezidayisa izincwadi, emakamelweni okugqoka nasezobuciko, ezinye zazo ngenhloso!
• Izincwadi zothando ze-Ghostwrite, izinkulumo zobuciko, futhi uhlele izindatshana zephephandaba ezilimazayo.
• Smash windows, izimbiza, izitsha zezibhakela, amatafula abizayo, ubuciko obuhle — nezinhliziyo.
• Phatha iklabhu yakho ukuze unqobe emqhudelwaneni noma ucebe ngokubheja kwamanye amakilabhu.
• Jabulela ukufinyelela kuzici ezikhethekile — sikhetha ukuthi ungazibizi ngokuthi "ama-cheats" - ngokuthenga kwethu okungaphakathi nohlelo kwe- "Extra Helping".
• Bhekisisa umhlahlandlela wokusikisela okuningiliziwe, otholakala ekuthengeni kwethu ngaphakathi nohlelo kwe- "Pleasantly Tipsy".