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KUMELE UBE UMDALA NGAPHEZU KWEMINYAKA EYI-18 UKUZE ULANDE LOMDLALO!

UNGADLALI UMA UNGUSISSY!


S.M.T.H. (Ngithumele Ezulwini) ngumdlalo wezemidlalo. Umdlali uphonsa ucingo lwakhe phezulu ngangokunokwenzeka. Okuphakeme, kungcono. Ucingo lubhalisa ubude kanye nomphumela wokulayisha kumabhodi wabaphambili. Eziyi-10 Ezihamba Phambili Emhlabeni, Ezihamba Phambili Evikini Eziyi-10, Ezihamba Phambili Zosuku eziyi-10, Eziphezulu Eziyi-10 Zasendaweni (kuzwelonke) kanye nohlu lwabangane be-Facebook ziyatholakala.


UKUPHEPHA KUQALA
Umdlalo ungaba yingozi. Qaphela ukuthi ungazilimazi wena noma abanye. Hlala wazi ukuthi kunesikhala esanele ngaphezu kwakho naseduze kwakho.


ISEXWAYISO
Ukuphonsa i-smartphone phezulu emoyeni kungase kubangele kokubili ukulimala kwe-smartphone, impahla, kanye/noma ukulimala komuntu siqu. Umbhali nomsabalalisi we-S.M.T.H. abanasibopho sanoma yimuphi umonakalo noma ukulimala okuvela ngokudlala i-S.M.T.H. umdlalo.


AMACEBISO
Gwema ukuphenduka emoyeni. Amafoni ashintshayo anganikeza imiphumela engalungile. Wonke amafoni ahlukile, ngakho adinga ukwelashwa okuhlukile. Qala ukujikijela ifoni yakho ngobumnene cishe ngo-20 cm, thola indlela ekusebenzelayo futhi wandise ukuphakama kancane kancane. Ukuba namakhono kuyingxenye yomdlalo!


I-Q&A:
Umbuzo: Ngifuna ukushintsha isiteketiso sami. Kanjani?
A: Khipha i-S.M.T.H. Uhlelo lokusebenza bese ulufaka futhi. Uzocelwa ukuthi ukhethe igama lakho futhi.

Q: Imiphumela ayinembile. Kungani?
A: Uhlelo lokusebenza lukala ibanga ukusuka esandleni ukuya endaweni ephakeme kakhulu ezuziwe - hhayi ukusuka phansi! Futhi, uma ifoni izungeza emoyeni imiphumela ayilungile.

Umbuzo: Umuntu angaluphonsa kanjani ucingo ngaphezu kwamamitha angu-40?
A: Ngithole ezinye izithombe. Angifuni ukuwashicilela njengoba ngingeke ngituse kunoma ubani ukuthi azame lokho. Akuwona umkhuba ophephile.

UMB: Ngilokhu ngithola imiphumela ngamamitha angu-0 ngisho noma ngiphonsa ifoni yami phezulu. Kungani?
A: Lonke uhlobo lwefoni luziphatha ngendlela ehlukile njengoba izinzwa zenziwa ngendlela ehlukile. Ezimweni eziningi, inkinga ibangelwa ukushintshashintsha emoyeni.
Qiniseka ukuthi i-S.M.T.H. ukuphela kwe-App esebenza efonini yakho. Beka ifoni yakho entendeni yesandla sakho, isikrini phezulu. hambisa isandla sakho phansi kancane. MISA isikhashana. KALA KAHLE phonsa ifoni yakho emoyeni cishe ngo-50 cm ukusuka esandleni sakho, ugweme noma yikuphi ukuzungezisa. Ivumele ihlale entendeni yesandla sakho, isikrini sisePHEZULU. Khulisa ukuphakama kancane kancane.
Funda amakhono afanele. Kahle ithuluzi lakho. Iba ngumpetha!

Umbuzo: Ngingayisusa kanjani i-akhawunti yami?
A: Swayipha ngemuva nje kokuthi uhlelo lokusebenza luqale. Landela imiyalelo. Khumbula, ukuthi imiphumela yakho izosuswa kuwo wonke amabhodi wabaphambili, nawo.


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