Dont Fart The Game

Lo mdlalo weSatire Comedy uveza ukuthi nganoma yisiphi isikhathi esihle emlandweni kungenzeka ukuthi ushintshile ushizi olungile we-scheated acack noma amelana nalokho. Iminyaka yanamuhla futhi ikukhumbuze ukuthi uhalalisele lapho ungazange uzuze i-fart.

Lona umdlalo wamahlaya. Izinto eziningi zizokwenzeka ngokuzenzakalelayo ngaphandle kwezimo ezithile lapho kufanele uhambe ngakwesokudla. Lokhu kuwukubili ukufundiswa kwangempela kanye nokuphawula okufanelekile empilweni. Cabanga ngakho: Izinto eziningi zizokwenzeka ngokuzenzakalelayo ngaphandle kwezimo ezithile lapho kufanele uhambe ngakwesokudla. Kuchazwa kakhulu inqubo yempilo.



ukuhambisa Cindezela ngezansi kwesokudla noma kwesobunxele kwesikrini. Lonke lesishiyagalombili lesishiyagalombili lesikrini linezinkinobho zokuhambisa kuselula. Esikhungweni ngenhla kwalapho indawo engezansi equkethe kwesobunxele kunenkinobho ye-CUMPING EQHAWU. Ukugxuma akudingekile ukuphumelela. Futhi elinye isicaphuna esikhulu ngempilo huh?


Ukugxuma akudingekile ukuphumelela.


ngiqonde ngokweqiniso, ngivivinya umzimba kodwa ngibona abanye abantu futhi ngibe

noma kunjalo, lokhu Umdlalo we-satire. Njengoba sithe le yinto eye yenzeka ngokuphelele emlandweni. Kunabantu abathi oh amasiko athile awanandaba nokuqashwa. Lokhu kungukulinda ebusweni bayo. Ake ngichaze. Ukuhlwitha nokho (njengokukhwehlela, ukushaya nge-hiccuping noma ukufiphala) kungaphandle kokulawulwa kwakho. Abantu okusho ukuthi bantu kufanele bakhethe ukufudumeza noma kunalokho (njengoba abameli be-pro-fart bebe bethi: khetha ukubamba i-fart njengoba umzimba wakho ufuna ukufuduka). Leli khono lokulawula kanye nomsindo ozwakalayo lokufutheka okusho ukuthi abantu bebelokhu bebambe ama-farts ukuze bangaphazamisi noma ukuphazamisa.


kepha empeleni kuya ngokujulile kunalokho. Ekuziphendukeleni kwemvelo kanye nenhlansi eyaletha iminyaka yabantu njengezinhlobo zona uqobo!






UHomo Erectus ubekhona, selokhu wathuthuka, i-butt efanayo. Lokhu kusho ukuthi ngaphandle kokungabaza, umuntu wokuqala wangaphambi kokuqala angabamba ngendlela efanayo esingakwazi ngayo namuhla.



ubuye waba yingxenye enkulu yomphakathi isikhathi eside nomphakathi owenzayo ube nomthelela kulokhu. Enye yezingxenye ezibalulekile zokuqonda ama-farts, ukuqonda ukuthi izinguquko ezenza ama-mans avele emphakathini. Abantu bokuqala banamuhla, ama-neanderthals, noCro-Magnon bonke bangama-inklings okuqala abantu futhi abenezingubo kanye nomphakathi. Eminye yemisebenzi yezingubo ukuthi ayinakugwenywa ukuya endlini yokugezela kuzo. Ngakho-ke kusukela ekuqaleni komuntu, ukukhetha ukufela noma ukungafaki phansi ukuze kuvikeleke ingozi ebhulukweni lakubo.
Hamba ama-whopshies kuma-jean ethu. UFreud uphakamisa ukuthi isifiso sabazali sokusigcina sihlanzekile yikhona okubangela imisebenzi eminingi ye-superEEGo yethu ukuqapha ukusebenza kwethu. Lokhu kusikisela, ngandlela thile, ukuthi ukuziphendukela kwengqondo ngokwengqondo ukuze sizigcine singenamaphutha kuqale uhambo lwethu yonke indlela ukuzalanisa indoda egqamile kunazo zonke uLouis Pasteur ophayo ukuthi ubani ozovimbela odokotela kanye nabo Susa inkomo yenkomo kusuka kubisi lwethu.



Njengoba ungafunda, lo ngumdlalo omuhle kakhulu.